Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?



A young chicken arrived at his family's roost after a long day pecking seed in the fields to find that his computer had been hacked and confidential chicken related files had been stolen. As would normally happen, the young chicken spontaneously combusted and after a few minutes turned into a delicious entree.

We finally learn the truth behind the chicken crossing the road.
About fifteen minutes passed and the hacker chicken returned because he dropped his cell phone somewhere in the roost. Upon reaching the roost, the hacker chicken noticed the delicious smell of a freshly cooked bird and whipped up some stuffing, mashed potatoes, and green bean casserole to go along.

He then realized that he forgot to make gravy and decided to visit the supermarket across the street to buy some instant gravy mix. And that's why the chicken crossed the road.