This Old Man

Did you hear about the cows getting hit by small objects used for decoration?

KnickKnack Patty

...they were... victims... of knickknack patty-whack.

Yes, I stole that joke from an old Whose Line is it Anyway. It's been a few years though, nobody has heard this one, and it needs to be shared. By the way, 'This Old Man' is an incredible weird song.